Legal Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Impartiality becomes you."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

Beware of the Legislation

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

Baby's first words.

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"Overruled."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Counsel examining witness

Two lawyers in a royal court

Trump Indicted

Dumping The Death Penalty

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador