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"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Beware of the Legislation

"Impartiality becomes you."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

Baby's first words.

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"Overruled."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Counsel examining witness

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Trump Indicted

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Dumping The Death Penalty

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."