Law Geek Gifts

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

SCOTUS

The DaVinci Code

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Violent Crime Statistics

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Take me to your computer.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'