Law Geek Gifts

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

SCOTUS

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Violent Crime Statistics

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Best System in the World

'Take me to your computer.'

Lady Justice.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'