Law Nerd Gifts

Beware of the Legislation

The Computer Bore

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'The recession is over, again.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Corporate Greed.

Lady Justice.

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Pickle

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

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'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'That damn racial scandal.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador