Law Geeks Gifts

All-way stops.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Very Presidential."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Violent Crime Statistics

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Beware of the Legislation

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Alexei Kosygin

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador