Law Geeks Mugs

All-way stops.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Very Presidential."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Violent Crime Statistics

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Beware of the Legislation

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

Dumping The Death Penalty

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Alexei Kosygin

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'