Law Nerd Pillows

Beware of the Legislation

The Computer Bore

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The recession is over, again.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Corporate Greed.

Lady Justice.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

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Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

'That damn racial scandal.'

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador