Legal Paperwork Wizard Gifts

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

The Devil's in the detail!

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

Information. Innuendo

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

"Dunhomin"

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Applications

"Here's a new one, intellectual property tax."

"Someday my grant will come."

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

In-Out-Far Out.

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

Put it in writing!

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

Maze of legalities.

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'