Government Paperwork Guru Gifts

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Capital Tours

"Very Presidential."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Best System in the World

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where tax money goes...

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

Mice in the Commons