Leak Wrangler Gifts

'No it's still not fixed'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Parental Training Course

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"Kick the machine"

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where's the duck?'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

For those difficult bedtimes Sheryl relied on the bedtime reel.

Multitasking.

Mom? Any chance you could take the kids to your friend's lake cabin? Trying to get them out of your house? Roger. I want to put the vacate" back in vacation.

The opinion poll ltd.

"The last of the paperwork harvest is in."