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'No it's still not fixed'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Parental Training Course

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"Kick the machine"

Christo's greatest challenge.

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Where's the duck?'

Multitasking.

The opinion poll ltd.

"The last of the paperwork harvest is in."

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."