Repair Job Wrangler T-Shirts

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Jack of all trades

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

High Riders of the Old West

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

CLEAR!

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'No it's still not fixed'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

"Nap time."

Home maintenance

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'