'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'
Repair Job Wrangler Gifts
Find the perfect present for your repair job wrangler with our selection of creatively designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Celebrate their love of fixing, building, and creating with humorous and thoughtful items that match their hands-on personality. Whether they're tackling projects at home or love to show off their skills, our collection offers a fun way to brighten their day and honor their DIY passion.
Jack of all trades
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
High Riders of the Old West
"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."
"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."
"I take it the toilet is fixed?"
CLEAR!
'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'
'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'
Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.
Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.
"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."
'No it's still not fixed'
You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!
'I bet those are the accident reports.'
"Nap time."
Home maintenance
'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'
'Did you want me, boss?'
"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."
Working in recovery of Hurricane
Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?
'It's good news - the car can be repaired'
"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."
"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."
'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'
'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'
Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!
Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II
Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'
'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'
Repair Job Wrangler Gifts Collection
Repair Job Wrangler Mugs
Explore our collection of witty repair job wrangler mugs—perfect for adding humor and charm to their morning routine.
Repair Job Wrangler Pillows
Discover cozy repair job wrangler pillows—bring personality and comfort to their favorite spaces.
Repair Job Wrangler Prints
Browse our repair job wrangler prints—artful tributes to their creative fixing spirit.
Repair Job Wrangler T-Shirts
Check out our repair job wrangler t-shirts—fun and stylish designs that celebrate their hands-on expertise.