Repair Job Wrangler Mugs

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Jack of all trades

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

High Riders of the Old West

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

CLEAR!

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'No it's still not fixed'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"Nap time."

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

Home maintenance

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."