Laughing Through Parenting Pillows

'How are the quadruplets?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Use your inside scream."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Mom dwarves.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."