Laughing Through Parenting Prints

'How are the quadruplets?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Use your inside scream."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"