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"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

"And Billy will have the Stomach Stable-Buster."

"It's worse than you think, doctor - his dad's supper is in there."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Use your inside scream."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Mom dwarves.

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'