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"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

"And Billy will have the Stomach Stable-Buster."

"It's worse than you think, doctor - his dad's supper is in there."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Use your inside scream."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"