Laid-back Livestock Lover Gifts

'Loosen up kid. You're not on the organic farm any more.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Twitter that!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Cheesie Rider

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Sick Rancher Humor

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Easter Ham Free.

'How now, brown cow?'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'