Laid-back Livestock Lover Pillows

'Loosen up kid. You're not on the organic farm any more.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Sick Rancher Humor

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Cheesie Rider

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"