Laboratory Legend Gifts

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"I feel so seen right now."

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.