Laboratory Life Gifts

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"Here comes the super-visor."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."