Laboratory Legend Pillows

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Here comes the super-visor."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"I feel so seen right now."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'