Kneading Guru Gifts

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

Tartine

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Oh Hi!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I could do that.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

The Rise of Modern Art

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"welcome man cave."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

Quiz Night...

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

Rodins rotten juggler