Knead Enthusiast Gifts

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I keep telling her that when I say 'my dough won't rise' it's not a euphemism."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Where Indian ink came from.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Knitted Kitty.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

String Theory for Beginners.