Knead Enthusiast Mugs

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I keep telling her that when I say 'my dough won't rise' it's not a euphemism."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Where Indian ink came from.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'Happy now?'

String Theory for Beginners.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair