Kitty Kingdom Ruler Gifts

"A kitten for your thoughts."

'That will do slave.'

'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Surprise!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Cat chess

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

There had always been three in the relationship...

'You're needed at the can opener.'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

Cat crossing

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

"So explain to me again why walking upright is such a great idea?"

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"

'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'