Kitty Commander Gifts

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Great works of fiction - show your cat who's boss.

Cat in a tank...

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Internet Cafe.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Ramming Speed!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Bored Baker

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Helicopter Mom

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

Cat Philosophers

Man salutes as cat walks in.

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

Navy games.

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Dad, I want a pet!

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.