Animal Kingdom Ruler Gifts

'At ease.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Surprise!"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Thug life on safari.

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

Food chain.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"What should I say this is about?"

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

Predator stretches

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

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