Young Ruler Gifts

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

The Bearskin Hat Family

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

A politician's dream come true...

Lemonade without borders.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Pubertry

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."