Young Ruler Supporter Gifts

'You guys have it easy -- at my house, disobedience is treason!'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

ASBOs

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I teach ... to impact a life."

'I know you were elected class president...'

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

'And the coolest dad of the year award goes to... Dr. Armstrong for his note, 'to whom it may concern, my son is allergic to homework'.'

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

Egypt: The possible instability ahead.

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

"Put four. Teachers need encouragement."