Young Ruler Supporter Pillows

'You guys have it easy -- at my house, disobedience is treason!'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

ASBOs

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I teach ... to impact a life."

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

'I know you were elected class president...'

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

I'm graduating! You'll have to pick a new eco-club president. How will we ever manage? Not sure. Tap tap tap tap tap. Now one else screws things up as well as she does! Of course

Graduation Support Groups

'And the coolest dad of the year award goes to... Dr. Armstrong for his note, 'to whom it may concern, my son is allergic to homework'.'

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

Egypt: The possible instability ahead.

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"Put four. Teachers need encouragement."

Pastor Dennis began to wonder if the caving trip was really the best way to bond with their Boy Scout Troop...