Youth Community Supporter Pillows

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Bubbling

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Harvey before and after.

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Egalitarian family

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

I shop locally!

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

COVID y Violencia Domestica

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.