Kitty Coalition Leader Gifts

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Cat chess

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

A cat composer

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

Cat boxer

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'You're needed at the can opener.'

Cat DNA is decoded.