Kitty Coalition Leader Mugs

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Zen Kitten

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Cat chess

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'What are we having tonight, kitties? Fish, beef or the Bistro special?'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

Cat boxer

A cat composer

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

Cat DNA is decoded.