Kitty Coach Mugs

Cats on a Treadmill.

"No no, I said sit!!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Self-Employment

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Cat chess

Zen Kitten

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Cat boxer

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

Professional Parents

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'