Kitty Supremacy Advocate Gifts

Cat crossing

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'We know you have a cat.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Wildcat Strike.

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Cat-traction.....!

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'

'Just because you've got a cat-flap doesn't mean you can come and go as you please.'

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

Honest Harry's Last Chance Pet Adoption...

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'