Kitty Supremacy Advocate Pillows

Cat crossing

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'We know you have a cat.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Wildcat Strike.

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

Cat-traction.....!

Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'

'Just because you've got a cat-flap doesn't mean you can come and go as you please.'

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

Honest Harry's Last Chance Pet Adoption...

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'