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"A kitten for your thoughts."

'That will do slave.'

'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Surprise!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Zen Kitten

Cat chess

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

There had always been three in the relationship...

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

'You're needed at the can opener.'

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat crossing

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"