Kitchen Horror Fan Gifts

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Zombie Problems

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Frankendumpty'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Little ship of horrors

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"