Kinksters Gifts

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

Why men love to love women who love to lambaste their loving lovers,

River Source

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

sub woofer

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Peg Party.

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

'Expecting someone, are we?'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"