Kinks Gifts

"...I'm trisexual - I'll try anything sexual."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Anything else need tying up?'

Why men love to love women who love to lambaste their loving lovers,

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"This space intentionally left blank."

sub woofer

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'Expecting someone, are we?'

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Leather Daddy Long Legs

Man locked in latex costume

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

"I'm guessing that your version of, 'tying the knot' and mine, are slightly different."

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, you have GOT to be kidding!!! Who on earth would seriously write to Sadie? What kind of masochistic, submissive freak would submit themselves to the derision and abuse of, uh … Sadie … uh, er … a malevolent … and, uh … controlling … Oh, my Dominatrix! Deal with me as you know you must! - Chevre. Ha. Ha ha. Very cute. Seems like a joke, right? What? I recognize the mood, the internal struggle, even the exact language. This isn't poking fun and it's not from Chevre. Tucker,

Kink

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

"And did that make you feel like a little bitch?"

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

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