Kinks Mugs

"...I'm trisexual - I'll try anything sexual."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Anything else need tying up?'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"This space intentionally left blank."

sub woofer

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'Expecting someone, are we?'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

"I'm guessing that your version of, 'tying the knot' and mine, are slightly different."

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Man locked in latex costume

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

Kink

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

Leather Daddy Long Legs

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

"And did that make you feel like a little bitch?"

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"What are you wearing?"