Kerning Aficionado Gifts

"I can tell from your expression that you've noticed my custom kerning."

The experienced backpacker.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Knight Golfing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Pet Cemetery.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

'Could you give us a push?'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Viking River Raids