Kerning Aficionado Mugs

"I can tell from your expression that you've noticed my custom kerning."

The experienced backpacker.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Knight Golfing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I know your mother."

'Could you give us a push?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Viking River Raids

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."