Don't worry his majesty with all this talk of 'big city lawyers'.
Justice Satirists Gifts
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"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'
Yawning barristers in court
'He started it!'
This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!
"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."
"I got probation."
'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'
"Twenty five years! But your honor,
"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."
Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.
The annual running of the lawyers.
"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."
"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."
During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.
"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."
'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'
TOO SLOW
Pizzas
"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"
'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'
Supreme court chairs with IV bags
"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."
Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."
"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"
"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"
'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'
'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'
"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."
'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'
'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'
"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"
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