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Don't worry his majesty with all this talk of 'big city lawyers'.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Yawning barristers in court

'He started it!'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"I got probation."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

The annual running of the lawyers.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

TOO SLOW

Pizzas

"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"