Joking Partner Pillows

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Get crazy once in a while

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Pesky students.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

'They were all out of roses.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.