Jokes_about_crime Gifts

Looking for a gift that makes light of mischief and crime with a humorous twist? Explore our range of products showcasing clever, witty jokes about crime—ideal for humor lovers and enthusiasts of playful mischief. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, add a dash of humor to their day with our creative and amusing designs.

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"Do you realize how outdated you are? Now there's malware, spyware, ransomware. . ."

"Do you realize how outdated you are? Now there's malware, spyware, ransomware. . ." mockup

"Do you realize how outdated you are? Now there's malware, spyware, ransomware. . ."

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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The Mafia Goes Green.

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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us." mockup

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

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"I want to report a race crime.'

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description." mockup

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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'Hello, Mum!'

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'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!' mockup

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

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"Do you know what time they open love?" mockup

"Do you know what time they open love?"

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"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?" mockup

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

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I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!" mockup

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

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Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'. mockup

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

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Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas mockup

Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas

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Spokane County Police Department

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...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books. mockup

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

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Cuffwear, 2004

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Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him mockup

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

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"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him." mockup

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

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"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'."

"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'." mockup

"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'."

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'Number three. Definitely number three.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.' mockup

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

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Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill. mockup

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

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"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity." mockup

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

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Criminal Profiling ID Parade

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'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

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'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.' mockup

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

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"I'm still not sure which one of them took my wallet. Maybe if they took off their shirts again."

"I'm still not sure which one of them took my wallet. Maybe if they took off their shirts again." mockup

"I'm still not sure which one of them took my wallet. Maybe if they took off their shirts again."

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Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime mockup

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

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"It's the city's new taxpayer-funded crime beautification program."

"It's the city's new taxpayer-funded crime beautification program." mockup

"It's the city's new taxpayer-funded crime beautification program."

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'The gun went off while you were cleaning it, eh? â€ in a BANK?'

'The gun went off while you were cleaning it, eh? â€ in a BANK?' mockup

'The gun went off while you were cleaning it, eh? â€ in a BANK?'

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Jokes_about_crime Gifts Collection

Jokes_about_crime Mugs

Explore our collection of crime joke mugs for more humorous designs that brighten mornings and make great gifts.

Jokes_about_crime Pillows

Check out our playful crime joke pillows—bring humor and comfort together in one quirky accessory.

Jokes_about_crime Prints

Browse our witty crime joke prints to add a humorous and creative touch to your home or office decor.

Jokes_about_crime T-Shirts

Discover our range of crime joke t-shirts—funny, clever designs that bring humor to everyday wear.