Joker Sniffers Pillows

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Night of the Latkes

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

E=Emcee Squared

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Ice-Cube-IV

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

Santa Claws...

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Jim's Smart Kettle

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

Skiing

Santa's Sleigh Accident