Sniffer Aficionado Pillows

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

Clandestine cows.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Rattache

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

Ian Fleming