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'We can't go on meeting like this'.

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Clandestine cows.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Rattache

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Ian Fleming

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."